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The last time grandpa’s plan to taste Ai Uehara’s pussy had failed. But he wasn’t a man who gave up easily. He decided to be pretty straightforward. When his wife and his son asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he answered that nothing would
villainous-cenobite: After years of trying and failing to destroy those accursed Turtles, the Shredder began to lose hope that he might ever succeed. All of his plans, all of his wondrous Dimension X technology had proven ineffective against their collec
drgraevling: Alia Z took on a job from the federation to get info on the inner workings of one of the big drug cartels in the system. Her original plan was to infiltrate their ranks, but when that failed she ended up relying on a somewhat less orthodox
Imminent cat-astrophe ;)
I loved Tiffany and her beautiful plastic hair when she battled stank ho’s in cycle 3. And even more when she came back in cycle 4, ruffled feathers, failed to live up to the “rose that grew from the concrete” story Tyra had planned
PLAN A: Tirarse por la ventana PLAN B: Rendición (FAIL XD)
carnal-cravings: After our failed attempt of doing laundry we thought we’d just relax on the couch for awhile. The plan was to watch a movie together, cuddled against one another and just enjoying each others company. The movie barely made it
“Thundercats – Leopardina” is now available at www.seductivestudios.comAfter Mumm-Ra’s plan to use Cheetera against the Thundercats failed, the evil spirits christened a new Mumm-Ra as Dai-Ra. The spirits awaken Dai-Ra and explain that Lion O’s
And here we go, normally, requests are just sketches or sketchy lines but since it’s my OTP that I haven’t drawn in ages….I had an excuse to actually get a bit more into it XDtotally failed anatomy but yolo
The sound of your belt sliding through the loops combined with those slightly hooded eyes, dark with intent, never fails to make me wet. Whether you plan to bind me or hit me, I love the feel of the cold leather against my skin.
My clever plan has failed
Soo I’m trying to deny myself any orgasms for a week n I totally failed the first day
allhalebreaksloose: interstellarmage: i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant, KICK ASS, GO TO SPACEREPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE i wonder what he’s
sassyvalkyrie: interstellarmage: i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant, KICK ASS, GO TO SPACEREPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE i wonder what he’s up to
powrightinthekissser: ultrafunnypictures: Repost or not, we’ve all been there I was already planning my life living in a cardboard box on the streets of NY when I failed a Genetics test my Senior year
femoids: femoids: Another epic fail for the free market Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down,
anansaa: powrightinthekissser: ultrafunnypictures: Repost or not, we’ve all been there I was already planning my life living in a cardboard box on the streets of NY when I failed a Genetics test my Senior year Lmfaoo
zoekravitsz: You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. Parasite / 기생충 (2019) dir. Bong Joon Ho
a24: PARASITE (2019), dir. BONG JOON-HO. You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.
phoebesbridgers:GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ movies → PARASITE“You know what kind of plan never fails? No plan. No plan at all. You know why? Because life cannot be planned.”
jackmodporn: Miranda’s Midnight Swim Happy New Years guys. Sorry for the inactivity, not to mention the fact my “one post per day” plan failed SO GODDAMN HARD damn.
iwillbekingofpirates: Tra-guy's struggles [1-2-3-4-5-6-7] law: if we fail to destroy the factory it will mess up the whole plan. luffy: oh yeah! i just had a good idea!
realmenreallife: Brian, sitting on a big BBQ smoker grill. It’s the same one I’m planning to cook him in if he fails to sit for more photos soon. (Love ya, Brian! Muah!) 😛😘
scorchedconvict: That’s it. That’s the series. this plan has only failed twice. it’s very nearly foolproof.
the-tin-dog: cerula: joanspoliticalposts: aeonlamb: krysthebear: femoids: femoids: Another epic fail for the free market Dumb bitch in the notes arguing planned obsolescence is necessary to keep costs down, I thought planned obsolescence was
great british bake off marathon with the iplayer yes good things
tailidraws: #TailiDraws - “Naughty Stickers” | #NSFW Well, so my art blog has something positive, spent tonight trying to draw stuffs to distract me from the terror of Hurricane Maria, which I mostly failed cuz I had planned to draw a whole lot more
cuppateaa: failed zombie plan
punrai: @maddiethemagicalpanda’s request didn’t turn out exactly as planned, but hey, a failed attempt to fusion because someone was too distracted by their partner’s dance is pretty gay too.
I can’t help but picture Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl having their own little campout a little ways from where Steven and Peridot were having theirs (waiting for sun up). Laughing about Peridot’s failed plans, talking about how proud they are of Steven,
foxieroxie007: The word diet has a truly negative connotation and fails to deliver every single time for those who embark on one. What I’ve been doing as of late is instilling in clients a new mindset and way of approaching their plans. Try calling
thebestofallpossible: interstellarmage: i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant, KICK ASS, GO TO SPACEREPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE i wonder what he’s
atlassfm: Resident Evil - Sheva“Devilish Cleaning Service” 1080pMy actually Plan ‘C’ for my Spooktober entry this year. I might finish ‘A’ at some point, but ‘B’ was (and failed) at a very early WIP stage. As for the pic above itself,
north korea says there will be a “resolute an merciless response” if u.s. fails to ban seth rogens new movie “the interview”. rogen responds “apparently kim jong un plans on watching "the interview”. hope he likes
trans-john-egbert: people try to make marik the stupid one and bakura the smart one but bakura tried to take over the world with a game of DND after 3000 years of planning and failed and marik was running a fully functional black market card mafia
cat-pun: cat-pun: Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years
micdotcom: While we’re making changes to money, can we get rid of “In God we trust?” Michael Newdow, whose 2004 petition failed to get the phrase “under God” removed from the Pledge of Allegiance, plans to file in seven federal circuit courts
underthesamestar-art:one of the sketches I wasn’t planning to post, because I failed, but here it is
farmerboyclint:if these two ever plan anything together their plan will most likely fail and they’ll probably get by on sheer dumb luck lol
tenseoyong: i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me. i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle
wallflowerwaitlist: jenna marbles not making a video because she failed to turn her hair into a hot wheels track and then coming back three weeks later with a brand new game plan and succeeding is the kind of energy i’m bringing with me to the last
I hate getting excited for nothing.
micdotcom: Under the GOP’s health plan, sexual assault would be considered a preexisting condition After failing to bring their Affordable Care Act replacement to a vote in March, GOP legislators have come armed with a new health care plan that may
everybodyhatesjroth: not-your-incubator: sjw-dog: thatfeministkilljoy: (on a post about Planned Parenthood) Public education is failing us. [ Image description: a comment by tumblr user conservativeclone66 that reads “Yeah sorry, I’m not going
robertreich: WHY THE REPUBLICAN TAX PLAN IS MORE FAILED TRICKLE-DOWN ECONOMICS* Trump and conservatives in Congress are planning a big tax cut for millionaires and billionaires. To justify it they’re using the oldest song in their playbook, claiming
So if you, like me, have nothing to do but wonder about the state of my inbox, you might rightfully be wondering how I plan to deal with the obscene backlog I have spent so many years failing to deal with.If you have never wondered that, fear not, that
sissykittyhime: I figured I’d upload a video that I wasn’t planning on uploading it’s just the end though, if enough people ask I may upload the full thing.. It’s not very good, but it was one of my failed video attempts, simply because I didn’t
miyukithecreeper: lolmonsters: miaman: oh my god watching this over and over again is breaking my heartI know it’s probably supposed to be more of a “oh no, my evil plan has failed, they’ve found me out” moment, but maybe he really did care
intheam: parasite (2019) dir. bong joon ho you know what kind of plan never fails? no plan. no plan at all.
jen-iii: I love how Ruby and Sapphire came up with the plan, and it was ENTIRELY their fault that the plan failed because they just couldn’t contain their gay for each other for even .02 seconds
I love how Ruby and Sapphire came up with the plan, and it was ENTIRELY their fault that the plan failed because they just couldn’t contain their gay for each other for even .02 seconds
thisclockworkheart: There’s one theme in Steven Universe that’s been in front of us this entire time that I’ve never seen discussed. It’s what happens when our plans fail. It’s been discussed with individual characters,
distraction plan failed don’t dish it if you can’t take it[college au]
ikimaru: distraction plan failed don’t dish it if you can’t take it [college au]
![iwillbekingofpirates: Tra-guy's struggles [1-2-3-4-5-6-7] law: if we fail to destroy the factory it will mess up the whole plan. luffy: oh yeah! i just had a good idea!](https://40.media.tumblr.com/396bfff6dda4349217773afcf3fadc57/tumblr_ndjsytp8h31u0n8buo2_250.gif)
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